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Cousins.
They are our first friends in this life. We can not recall when we met them. Because? We were probably wearing diapers. We were probably fighting over a squeaky toy in a playpen. Our memories don’t go that far back.
Cousins. The ones to impress. The ones that impress us. It goes back and forth. One visit …………….I’m the cool one. The next visit………….I have a lot to learn.
Christmas on Columbus Street wasn’t all that complicated. My mother fought us all off until the middle of December. She didn’t care that someone else in the house was in the mood to put up the tree. It was too early………………her house wasn’t clean enough.
Oh, sigh.
My mother’s house was always clean.
But, Christmas decor only graced the house when it was all shined up. Windex stunk up the rooms. Murphy’s Oil Soap was rubbed on anything made of wood. Christmas could not come to our house until everything gleamed.
So, I was surprised one year. The year my mother told me to drag the Christmas tree out of the eaves a few days after Thanksgiving.
I tilted my head to the side. I stared the woman in the face. I asked her if she was feeling alright. I wanted to put my hand to her forehead and feel for her temperature. But, I was also too afraid to do it. I would have gotten swatted.
“What? What’s with the look? You’re always begging to decorate the minute the Thanksgiving turkey leftovers are in the Tupperware. I hold you off until December 15th so the neighbors don’t think we’re nuts…………….now, I tell you to go and put up the tree………and you’re giving me attitude? Is there no making you happy? ” my mother asked with a roll of her eyes.
She took the ever present dish towel off her shoulder. She twirled it in her hands. She was ready to do the towel snap. That snap in your general direction got you moving. She never actually connected; but boy; she came close quite a few times.
I didn’t budge. I was twelve years old now. My mother and her snapping dish towel left me unmoved.
“Get in the kitchen.” she said. “We’re going to have a cup of tea. And, then you’re going to put up that Christmas tree and decorate it. Tonight.”
So, I sat on a kitchen chair and watched as my mother put exactly two cups of water into the tea kettle. She put the burner on high. She leaned back against the sink and stared deeply into my eyes while she waited for the kettle to whistle.
I stared back.
Maybe you don’t understand about mother/daughter staring contests. Let me fill you in. A strong mother gets you into a stationary position. She removes herself to about five feet away. Her eyes stare into your own. Mother doesn’t speak. She stares.
The weak break and start to babble just because the stare down makes them uncomfortable.
By the time I was twelve…………….I was quite capable of just staring right back.
“Harumph”…………said my mother as she broke the gaze and filled the tea cups.
She plopped the tea cup in front of me.
“My cousins are coming for a visit. They are driving from Charleton. They want to have an early Christmas with me. So…………I need that tree in the corner. I will do all the cleaning. You just decorate the tree and disappear.” my mother said as she blew across the top of her tea cup.
I continued to stare at her over my own tea cup. Years and years……………of being denied an early Christmas tree…………and I was supposed to snap to………….and put up the tree when I actually wasn’t in the mood……………….because of Charleton cousins coming to visit.
“What’s in it for me?” I asked. “Do I also get to put up the Christmas village?”
I loved my Christmas village. The log cabins. The trees that were forever falling over. The elves sledding down hills of styrofoam and bunting. The reindeer twice as high as the little houses. The villagers skating on a pond made out of a mirror.
This was clutter to my mother. It made her twitch.
I was a good negotiator for aged twelve but I was denied.
“No freaking village. I clean the house. I make freaking pigs in a blanket. You make cookies. I shake up some cocktails. You go to your room. My cousins and I talk about way back when. With a Christmas tree in the corner.” my mother said as she sank her teeth into an Oreo.
“I don’t know.” I sputtered out.
My mother narrowed her eyes at me.
“Oh, my sweet. You owe me. You owe me big time.” she kept the negotiations going.
“I owe you? What on earth are you talking about?” I asked.
I really wanted to know.
“Do you remember the last time my cousins visited? They got here after your bedtime. We caught up for an hour or so. I imagined you snoring in your bed. We sneaked up the stairs to catch sight of my little cherub all rosy in her bed. And, where were you? Hiding some where. No where to be found……………… you little turd.” my mother accused with a hint of appreciation in her voice.
My mother always noticed when I behaved just the way she would have.
Okay. That wasn’t my idea. It was my brother’s. He didn’t like being stared at in his bed. He didn’t like to pretend to be asleep while a half dozen women he didn’t really know oohed and ahhed over him. I didn’t like it much either. So we hid in the very back of the cedar closet.
“My cousins wanted to shine a flash light into your little angelic face for five seconds. They wanted to whisper to each other how much you look like me……………but no, you couldn’t cooperate. You had to hide like a numbskull in the back of the closet…………….you owe me……………….go put up that tree.” my mother ended her speech with her lips all pursed up like she’d just sucked on something very sour.
I went and put up the tree. I also brought down the box containing the Christmas village. My mother kicked that box behind an overly stuffed chair in the living room She cleaned. She cooked. She went to the package store and bought spirits she wasn’t used to.
My father went to work the night shift. My brother was safe off at college. Mom stared out the picture window as night fell. She awaited the arrival of her cousins.
A car pulled into the driveway with high beams on.
“They’re here. Go to bed. This is my time with my cousins. No kids allowed.” my mother said she she pushed me up the stairs and shut the door.
I thought that was a little harsh. I was all grown up now at twelve years old. I liked pigs in a blanket. I liked Christmas cookies. I didn’t hold out much hope for a high ball in a frosted glass. But, really! 7 p.m. was a little early to be told to go to bed.
Oh, I knew why. Young ears weren’t allowed to hear the stories of days of yore. The stories about how my mother could burp the whole alphabet when she was twelve years old. The story about how she had beat up a grown man that talked dirty to her little sister back in the day. The stories about the newest bride in the family giving birth to a twelve pound baby two months early.
You get my point.
My mother wanted her cousins all to herself.
Well, I understood that. I listened to the roar of laughter from downstairs. I turned the volume of my little black and white portable TV up. I was engrossed in an old version The Christmas Carol on the little television…………but, still. I wished I was part of the cousin party downstairs.
I put the cousin fun out of my mind for quite a while…………until I couldn’t stand it anymore………….in other words, I had to pee………….really badly.
I decided to sneak down the stairs. It was a small house. But, if I opened the staircase door……………took a fast left and circled around to the bathroom…………perhaps, I wouldn’t interrupt the party.
I could pull this off.
I didn’t pull it off.
I inched the door open at the bottom of the stairs. I held my breath and waited for a half a minute. I pushed the door open further and went to take a left……………..towards the bathroom and relief.
A female voice shrieked.
“Oh. My. God! Ellie! She looks just the way you did when you were young! Get over here, Darlene!” a cousin voice insisted.
I stood in the middle of the living room instead. I was glad that I had washed and curled my hair just that morning. I was glad that I was wearing my good housecoat……………the one that wasn’t covered in cat hair.
“Hi?” I replied.
Four women jumped up from the comfy sofa and armchairs. They engulfed me. All I can say is that I knew in that second…………….that if I was ever in trouble…………and showed up at any of their doorsteps………………….these women would take me in.
Why?
Because. I was Ellie’s.
Female voices came at me. It was a symphony of love. I was beautiful. I looked just like my mother. Was I as funny as they had heard I was? Could I sing for them? They fought over me. Come, sit next to me they all said.
I hadn’t meant to. But, I had taken over my mother’s party.
And, I still had to pee. Badly.
“Um…………..Hi, I just sneaked down to use the bathroom.” I said as I ran into the little room and shut the door. I didn’t lock it. I felt like maybe I should.
What was that? A wave of love from women I had only seen twice in my life! This was kind of awful……………..this was kind of wonderful.
I did my business and went back into the living room. I sat and chatted amiably like someone that wasn’t twelve. I was hoping for fourteen. I glanced at my mother out of the corner of my eye. She didn’t have a dish towel to swat at me. But, I was gauging her reaction to me being in the middle of the cousin reunion.
Her reaction said that I could stay.
The cousins filled me in on all the hi-jinx they used to get up to. I take it that my mother was the leader in all the almost awful shenanigans they used to get up to. I was kind of proud of her.
An hour went by quickly. I glanced out of the picture window. I noticed snow cascading down past the street lamp in front of our little house.
“Um, ladies? I know you have quite a drive to get home…………………but, I’ve noticed that it is snowing like crazy……………I hope that you can …………….” I started.
One of the cousins jumped up and looked out the widow. She then jumped up into the air with her fists towards the ceiling and yelled at top volume “Sleep Over!”
“Sleep Over! Sleep Over! Sleep Over!” the grown women chanted.
Then came a lone voice………………..”Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!”
My mother grabbed me by the corner of my housecoat. She dragged me into the kitchen.
“Okay. It’s an overnighter. And, they want pizza. Your father isn’t here to pick it up. Can you walk that far in the snow?” my mother asked.
What?
“Ma. Pizza places deliver. Just because we always pick up the pizza at Vic’s………..doesn’t mean that they don’t deliver.” I whispered to her.
“Crap! I don’t have any money! Why oh why does your father leave me with no money!” she wailed in a hissed whisper.
“I have money, Ma. I have like $60 in my paper route tips in the drawer upstairs. It’s my Christmas shopping money but you can pay me back.” I offered.
My mother put her hands up to cool her hot cheeks. In that moment I realized that this woman should get out more. My mother should spend more time with her friends. Her cousins. Instead of taking care of me.
“I’ll handle it, Ma!” I said.
“Okay!” I said to the little crowd in the living room. “Large hamburger pizza! Large pepperoni! Does that sound good? I’ll call for the pizza and then when the phone is free……………call home and tell them that you’re spending the night! Sleep Over! Sleep Over! Sleep Over!” I declared to an excited group of cousins.
I went upstairs and raided my pajama drawer while we waited for the pizza. I threw a load of flannel this and thats on the floor of the living room.
“Get comfy, ladies!” I told them.
They got comfy.
That was the one and only time I ever ate pizza in the living room on Columbus Street. I was one of the girls. We had a great old time. We ate. We sang Christmas carols. I dragged the box of Christmas village decorations out from behind the chair about midnight.
The cousins set up my village. They argued about the height of the sledding slopes. The placement of the little church……………………the arrangement of the reindeer.
My mother was on her knees with her cousins……………..she was wearing flannel pajamas with penguins on them…………….she threw back her head and she laughed and she sang with them. Ma placed elves outside cabins and fought with trees that didn’t want to stay upright.
I saw the girl that my mother used to be that night. We got to be girls together that night.
I’ll never forget it.
The next generation of cousins: the ones I shared shenanigans with.